I’ve never heard a girl say oooooh to a guy that wore whitie tightties.  This doesn’t necessary mean that wearing white, rapidly degrading underwear is a bad thing – it just means that there probably aren’t a lot of girls who are lining up to bury their hands in your undies.  Though, in the grand scheme it likely doesn’t count for a whole lot, but when competition’s tough and your sex life is on the line, it may be time to upgrade to skivvies 2.0 (the boxer).

A few of the obvious reasons for the evolution to boxer briefs are:  girls dig em’, they don’t cramp your man handle, and girls dig em’! Wearing whitie tighties in this day and age is like riding a whip-crack buggy down the autobahn – it just doesn’t happen – not because buggy’s aren’t great or weren’t once great, it’s because they are just plain out-of-date.  Aside from the evident medical reasons for choosing boxers, they are more comfortable and will suade you for life once you give them a test run.

If you happen to still be riding the buggy, don’t be embarrassed, just be open-minded and get yourself a 3-pack of the good stuff.  Seriously, the next time your girlfriend does your laundry, she’ll be praising you secretly!